Sunday, June 15, 2014

70后、80后、90后的区别!^^


1、工作
70后:工作狂基本上都是70后的。
80后:而我们,拒绝加班!
90后:拒绝上班!

2、衣服
70后:他们喜欢穿七匹狼或者猛龙牌子的衣服。
80后:我们喜欢G-Star之类的。
90后:乞丐服,越花越好,越破越好..一个洞时尚,两个洞潮流,三个洞个性...

3、K歌
70后: 他们唱k的时候只会乱吼——例如2002年的第一场雪,然后就拼命拉着你喝酒,不让你唱。
80后:Mic霸一般是我们。
90后:我们不止会唱,还会跳!

4、话题
70后:他们的话题除了工作就是股票。
80后:我们的话题更多,有英超、魔兽……
90后:QQ等级,QQ秀...

5、笔记本
70后:他们如果有笔记本,会喜欢到公众场合用。
80后:我们才不会背那么重的东西在身上。
90后:只要苹果笔记本,而且不止一台...

6、上网
70后:我们只看看新闻,浏览信息
80后:我们去校内交朋友,去奇虎口袋学经验知识。。。(拍拍口袋的PP,舒服吧。。。哈哈)
90后:要上就上奇虎网!百科知识、娱乐休闲都有!

7、地位
70后:他们无论任何时候,看到有站着的领导,都会马上给领导让座。
80后:我们崇尚上下级平等。
90后:天上地下,唯我独尊!

8、婚姻
70后:他们娶老婆的时候想娶处女。
80后:我们觉得无所谓,只要相互感情好就可以了。
90后:结婚需要感情吗?..需要结婚吗?..

9.日记
70后:喜欢写日记,日记本还是带锁的。
80后:喜欢写博客,新浪博客,SOHU博客,喜欢写什么就写什么,反正没人认识你,骂骂人,发发嗲,干什么都行。
90后:写博客?太落后了吧?现在是群主站长时代,直接做群主站长得啦!

10.战争与和平
70后:希望中国用核弹把某三个国家(地区)都灭了。
80后:希望和平。
90后:和我无关!打仗衣服会降价吗?那就打呗~~

11、服务员
70后:他们对服务员态度恶劣,或者言语上调戏女服务员。
80后:我们只在点菜和结帐时会跟服务员说话。
90后:从不和waitress说话,只会背后讨论她的衣服很土...

12、花费
70后:他们有存款。
80后:我们负债。
90后:我们有老爸!

13、住房
70后:他们会把房子买在番禺或者花都,然后每天早上花一个多小时乘车去上班。
80后:我们喜欢在公司附近租房子,每天骑车或走路去上班,就为了早上多睡一会。
90后:我们住哪里都可以,只要BF喜欢...

14、交往
70后:他们结交有背景有地位的人。
80后:我们结交志趣相投的人。
90后:我们结交满身文身的帅哥!

15、周末
70后:他们周末约客户去吃饭。
80后:我们周末约同学去踢球。
90后:一个礼拜7天周末,想做什么做什么!

16、喝酒
70后:他们喝酒时喜欢跟别人干杯
80后:我们能喝多少喝多少,喝不下了,怎么也不肯再喝
90后:我不是随便喝酒的人,我随便喝起酒来不是人~

17、脱鞋
70后:他们的家进门要脱鞋。
80后:我们家进门不用脱鞋。
90后:我们上床睡觉都不脱鞋!

18、假日
70后:他们五一、国庆去旅游,然后会在各个景点门口拍下很多V字手势的照片。
80后:我们五一、国庆在家睡觉,或者约朋友去唱k,去旅游,我们只会拍景色。
90后:我们天天是五一,国庆....取消五一没什么关系...

19、和老板吃饭
70后:吃饭时,他们喜欢坐在老板旁边
80后:我们最好别坐在老板旁边,那才无拘无束
90后:我是老板!

20、陌生人
70后:他们跟陌生人在一起的时候喜欢找话题说。
80后:我们不太搭理陌生人,故意找话题不累么?
90后:你谁阿,穿这么土,死开~帅哥,交个朋友好嘛?~

21、酒水
70后:他们喜欢喝红酒,一般是长城红酒。
80后:我们要么不喝酒,要么就喝啤酒。
90后:韩国果汁,日本汽水

Saturday, June 14, 2014

迪士尼公主們大崩壞! 迪士尼嬌妻 (中文字幕)

(影片播放如不順暢可按"HQ"關閉高畫質功能) 

自從影集"慾望師奶"爆紅後,號稱該影集"真實版"的嬌妻實境秀 就如雨後春筍般一個個冒出來 。

大家對迪士尼經典動畫裡的公主群應該都不陌生,但你看過這些在螢幕上善良又美麗的公主們 私底下不按劇本演出;彼此勾心鬥角、互搶老公的另一面嗎?

史上最讓人幻滅的勁爆影集《迪士尼嬌妻》Disney Housewives 看之前請務必做好童年崩壞的心理準備!!

崩壞童星代表 琳賽蘿涵 (樂佩) 客串演出!


註解:

註一:
 0:15 處 "The drama is getting even more animated" 
animated 這個字是"栩栩如生的"、"生動的" 但這裡也帶有雙關 因為這個字也可以指"卡通動畫的" (動畫:animation)

註二:
 0:38 處 "And I'm a huge fxxking mess."
這裡灰姑娘把自己稱作是"a huge mess" 就是"一團糟"的意思。
如果說"someone is a mess" 就是指那個人"狀況一塌糊塗"

註三:
01:33 處 "lap dance"
(大腿舞) 就是 坐在對方大腿上跳的熱舞

註四:
01:40 處 "Jasmine brought a casserole to our potluck."
"casserole" 是"砂鍋" 這裡指的則是用砂鍋燉的"砂鍋料理" 。
而"potluck"這個字 指的是在美國很常見的一種聚會型式,也就是參加聚會的每個人都要帶一樣菜或是飯後甜點,主人則是提供場地另外再準備一樣菜或飲料即可。

 "potluck"這個字是由"pot" (鍋子) 以及"luck" (運氣) 組成 參加這種聚會的好處是你可以嘗到很多不同的菜色 但也可能有"運氣"不好的時候 那就是剛好大家帶的菜式都不是你喜歡的 。

另外"potluck"還有另一個意思 也就是"有什麼就要什麼"的意思 例如當你要邀請人來你家吃便飯的時候 就可以說: "Do you want to come to our house and take potluck with me?" (你要來我家搭個伙嗎?有什麼吃什麼)

註五:
01:42 處 這裡指的是動畫"阿拉丁"中 主角的寵物猴子阿布 (Abu) 牠在片中造型是穿著一件背心 頭上戴著一頂小帽子:

註六
01:46 處 這裡的梗是來自於動畫"阿拉丁"裡的主題曲,由Peabo Bryson 跟 Regina Belle 合唱的
"全新世界" (A Whole New World):

註七:
02:38 處 "Be our guest" 是來自於動畫"美女與野獸"裡的一首歌:
"Be my guest."這句話很常會在日常生活中用到 "guest"是"客人"的意思 要對方放輕鬆當你的客人 意思就是要他"別客氣,請便"的意思。

Friday, June 13, 2014

The metrosexual is dead. Long live the 'spornosexual'


Remember when "metrosexuals" became a thing?

The term, created twenty years ago by Mark Simpson, describes men who are into their appearance, themselves, and have money to burn. It was a new way of thinking about men who cared about traditionally feminine things—grooming, their "look", and so on. At the time, it had ladies clutching their pearls, and men denying their metrosexuality for fear they'd be thought of as "girly" or "gay". But now, it describes the general male population—particularly the urban male population. So, if metrosexuals have become the wildebeest of the human world, who are the peacocks?

It's the spornosexuals. A new breed of man, that's been slowly developing over the past few years, presumably on Instagram. In an article released by The Telegraph, Simpson states that the fusing of sports (and it's global stars like David Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo) and sex helped fuel this new generation. Throw that in with a deep desire to be desired, social media ("Lemme take a selfie"), and the ripped dudes you see in ads and fitness magazines, and you've got yourself a new breed of man.

Think you might be part of this new generation? Take the quiz and find out.

Thursday, June 12, 2014

美國人教你這樣用Google,你真的會變特務!



看了才感嘆原來這麼多年的GOOGLE是白用了~這就是yahoo永遠無法超越G的原因吧

大前提:英文Google → www.google.com




第一篇

在搜索框上輸入:「indexof/」inurl:lib
再按搜索你將進入許多圖書館,並且一定能下載自己喜歡的書籍。

在搜索框上輸入:「indexof/」cnki
再按搜索你就可以找到許多圖書館的CNKI、VIP、超星等入口!

在搜索框上輸入:「indexof/」ppt
再按搜索你就可以突破網站入口下載powerpint作品!

在搜索框上輸入:「indexof/」mp3
再按搜索你就可以突破網站入口下載mp3、rm等影視作品!

在搜索框上輸入:「indexof/」swf
再按搜索你就可以突破網站入口下載flash作品!

在搜索框上輸入:「indexof/」要下載的軟件名
再按搜索你就可以突破網站入口下載軟件!

注意引號應是英文的!

再透露一下,如果你輸入:

「indexof/」AVI


第二篇

用GOOgle看世界!!!只要你在GOOGLE裡輸入特殊的關鍵字,就可以搜到數千個攝像頭的IP地址!通過他你就可以看到其所攝的實時影像!!

在google裡輸入

inurl:"viewerframe?mode="

隨便打開一個,然後按提示裝一個插件,就可以看到了!!!


第三篇

三則駭客的Google搜索技巧簡介

大家都知道,Google毫無疑問是當今世界上最強大的搜索引擎。然而,在駭客手中,它也是一個秘密武器,它能搜索到一些你意想不到的信息。賽迪編者把他們進行了簡單的總結不是希望您利用他去攻擊別人的網站,而是利用這些技巧去在浩如煙海的網絡信息中,來個大海撈針,尋找到對您有用的信息。

如果您是一名普通網民,您可以使用駭客的技巧擴大自己的視野,提高自己的檢索效率;如果您是一名網管,請您趕快看看您的網站是否做好了對下面駭客探測手 段的防範措施,如果沒有就趕快來個亡羊補牢,畢竟隱患勝於明火,防範勝於救災;如果您是一名駭客,相信您早以在別的駭客站點上見過類似的方法,這篇文章對 您沒什麼用處,這裡的技巧對您是小兒科,菜鳥級!您可以節省寶貴的時間做更有意義的事情,這篇文章您不用看了,到別處去吧!

基於上面的考慮我編發了這篇文章。

搜索URL

比如我們提交這種形式:passwd.txtsite:virtualave.net

看到了什麼?是不是覺得太不可思議了!有很多基於CGI/PHP/ASP類型的留言板存在這種問題。有時我們得到密碼甚至還是明碼的!管理員或許太不負 責了,或許安全防範的意識太差了,如果你是網絡管理員,趕快檢查一下不要讓惡意攻擊者撿了便宜。不要太相信DES加密,即使我們的密碼經過DES加密的密 碼,駭客們還是可以通過許多破解軟件來搞定。

這次我們能得到包含密碼的文件。「site:virtualave.net」意思是只搜索virutalave.net的URL。virutalave.net是一個網絡服務器提供商。

同樣,我們可以搜索一些頂級域名,比如:.net.org.jp.in.gr

config.txtsite:.jp

admin.txtsite:.tw

搜索首頁的目錄

首頁是非常有用的,它會提供給你許多有用的信息。

我們提交如下的形式:

"Indexof/admin"

"Indexof/secret"

"Indexof/cgi-bin"site:.edu

你可以自己定義搜索的首頁字符。這樣就可以獲得許多信息。

搜索特定的文件類型

比如你想指定一種文件的類型,可以提交如下形式:

filetype:.docsite:.milclassified

這個就是搜索軍方的資料,你可以自定義搜索。

再提供一個第四篇

Google的特殊功能

1、查詢電話號碼

Google的搜索欄中最新加入了電話號碼和美國街區地址的查詢信息。

個人如想查找這些列表,只要填寫姓名,城市和省份。

如果該信息為眾人所知,你就會在搜索結果頁面的最上方看到搜索的電話和街區地址

你還可以通過以下任何一種方法找到該列表:

名字(或首位大寫字母),姓,電話地區號

名字(或首位大寫字母),姓,郵遞區號

名字(或首位大寫字母),姓,城市(可寫州)

名字(或首位大寫字母),姓,州

電話號碼,包括區號

名字,城市,州

名字,郵遞區號

2、查找PDF文件

現在GOOGLE的搜索結果中包括了PDF文件。儘管PDF文件不如HTML文件那麼多,但他們經常具備一些其他文件不具備的高質量信息

為了顯示一個搜索結果是PDF文件而不是網頁,PDF文件的標題開頭顯示藍色文本。

這就是讓你知道ACRTOBATREADER程序會啟動來閱讀文件

如果你的計算機沒裝有該程序,計算機會指導你去能免費下載該程序的網頁。

使用PDF文件時,相關的網頁快照會由「TEXTVERSION」代替,它是PDF文檔的複製文件,該文件除去了所有格式化命令。

如果你在沒有PDF鏈接的情況下想看一系列搜索結果,只要在搜索欄中打上-inurldf加上你的搜索條件。

3、股票報價

用Google查找股票和共有基金信息,只要輸入一個或多個NYSE,NASDAQ,AMEX或

共有基金的股票行情自動收錄機的代碼,也可以輸入在股市開戶的公司名字。

如果Google識別出你查詢的是股票或者共有基金,它回覆的鏈接會直接連到高質量的金融信息提供者提供的股票和共有基金信息。

在你搜索結果的開頭顯示的是你查詢的股市行情自動收錄器的代碼。如果你要查找一家公司的名字(比如,INTEL),請查看「股票報價」在Google搜索結果的金融欄裡會有那個公司的主頁的鏈接(比如, www. INTEL. COM)。

Google是以質量為基礎來選擇和決定金融信息提供者的,包括的因素有下載速度,用戶界面及其功能。

4、找找誰和你鏈接

有些單詞如果帶有冒號就會有特殊的意思。比如link:操作員。查詢link:siteURL,就會顯示所有指向那個URL的網頁。舉例來說,鏈接 www. Google. com會向你顯示所有指向GOOGLE主頁的網頁。但這種方法不能與關鍵字查詢聯合使用。

5、查找站點

單詞site後面如果接上冒號就能夠將你的搜索限定到某個網站。具體做法是:在c搜索欄中使用site:sampledomain.com這個語法結構。比如,在斯坦福找申請信息,輸入:

admissionsite: www. stanford. edu

6、查找字典釋意

查找字典釋意的方法是在搜索欄中輸入你要查詢的內容。在我們根據要求找到所有的字典釋意都會標有下劃線,位於搜索結果的上面,點擊鏈接你會找到字典提供者根據要求給出的相關定義。7、用GOOLGE查找地圖

想用Google查找街區地圖,在Google搜索欄中輸入美國街區地址,包括郵遞區號或城市/州(比如165大學大街PALOALTOCA)。通常情況下,街區地址和城市的名字就足夠了。

當Google識別你的要求是查找地圖,它會反饋給你有高質量地圖提供者提供的鏈接,使你直接找到相關地圖。我們是以質量為基礎選擇這些地圖提供者。值得注意的是Google和使用的地圖信息提供者沒有任何關聯。

Friday, May 30, 2014

Pig DNA in Our Foods

   

Malaysian Muslims are in a huge uproar over pig DNA that was detected in two varieties of Cadbury’s chocolate bars (read more). Fingers are pointing everywhere - JAKIM (the halal certification agency), the Health Ministry, and of course, Cadbury themselves. (What, nobody accusing saboteurs?) Some Muslims even want their stomachs pumped or are demanding that Cadbury pay for their blood transfusions. Quothe Ms. Sabariah Abdullah from the Allied Coordinating Committee of Islamic NGOs, which represents 18 major Islamic NGOs in Malaysia, “We are what we eat. [As a result of consuming pig DNA], our faces will also look like pigs. Psychologically, we will also become like pigs.” Now, everyone knows that is ridiculous. Pigs are very intelligent.

Nevertheless, if Miss Sabariah and her ilk are still seeking a remedy, I recommend they try this:

Why get your knickers in a twist over such a small matter, really? Yes, a very small matter! Cos you have all been consuming pig DNA your entire lives, and all the products are approved and recommended by Jakim and the Healthy Ministry. So why are you suddenly so upset now?

Here are four things containing pig DNA that you have been consuming since before you were even born: 

Vaccines

Oh yes, you did! You gave your baby pig DNA on the first day of its life. What, you didn’t know what you paid for? Well, that just goes to show what an astute consumer you are. It’s clearly listed on the box.




Vaccines contain four kinds of pig products:

  1. The culture. Viruses, like all living things, need food to survive. They are parasites that cannot forage for their own food, so they have to live off their hosts. Some viruses survive better in chicken eggs, some on sup tulang (bovine serum), some prefer exotic monkeys (vero cells), and some like good ol’ pork soup (porcine serum). Yep, viruses also like bakuteh! It’s a universal favourite! And then all that is put into the needle because there is no way to isolate the virus from the soup. I’ll explain in a minute why it’s ok to drink pork soup but not ok to inject pork soup, regardless of whether you are a Muslim, Jew or atheist. Oh, and what about bovine serum? Was the cow, calf or foetus killed in a halal manner? What about the pig? Was it slaughtered in a halal manner too? Things to think about... There are no half-measures.
  2. Pig cells. Viruses are unable to reproduce by themselves. They have to hijack a host animal’s cells and use its DNA-replicating mechanism to replicate themselves. Since no human has volunteered to be locked up in a lab for the rest of their lives so that they can be jabbed every day, and because no living thing makes a good host because their immune system would kill the viruses in a few days, any replication of viruses must be done in a petri dish, outside of the body and away from the immune system. Different viruses fare better in different animals, and one of the animals used is the pig. (Side note: Scientists are unable to create vaccines for some viruses because they cannot survive in any animal other than humans.) The pig’s cells are isolated and cultured in the lab, then infected with viruses which then hijack the cells to create more viruses. Doctors then buy these viruses and sell them to healthy people who are looking to get sick (cari sakit).
  3. Pork gelatin. Gelatin is added to most vaccines. Gelatin in vaccines are derived from pigs, unless otherwise specified.
  4. Pig viruses. Technically, this is not pig since it is a virus, not a pig. But, since it came from a pig.... Now, most Muslims would say that pig faeces is haram, but faeces is not really pig, although it came from one. What about viruses that came from a pig (“of porcine origin”) but is not a pig - so, is it halal or not? Pig viruses like the porcine circovirus (which contaminated the Rotarix diarrhoea vaccine) and swine flu virus (engineered by Roche to reduce the population of stupids and renamed H1N1 so as not to lose Muslim customers) are not pigs, although they did come from the bowels and blood of a pig. Well then, I shall leave the holy and shmoly to decide for you whether you are going to heaven or hell.

To those who fed your kids Cadbury and are now jumping up and down and demanding a blood transfusion or dialysis, please don’t subject your kids (and the rest of the world) to your moronism because once food reaches your stomach, your stomach acid will break it down into amino acids, lipids, sugar, water, etc. - no DNA enters your bloodstream because that would create all kinds of havoc. But vaccines - now, these pig DNAs are injected whole and directly into your bloodstream. And not just DNA, because when you inject serum from a pig, you inject whatever else may be in there, like unidentified viruses. That was how the rotavirus vaccine was contaminated by pig viruses (and how the polio vaccine was contaminated in the 1960’s by the AIDS virus from African monkeys, which was not identified until 10+ years later). Injecting pig DNA, pig serum and pig gelatin is wayyy worse than eating all that because there is nothing in your blood to digest or break down foreign matter. (That is why 90% of your immune system is in your gut, not your blood - because most viruses enter through your mouth, not your arm.) Plus, everything in the vaccine is coated with vegetable oil (usually peanut or wheatgerm oil, causing peanut and wheat allergies when your body creates immunity to these foreign matters) as a sort of timed-release mechanism in order to slow down its deterioration once out of the bottle and in your bloodstream. Remember, things cannot be digested in your bloodstream, they can only degrade - meaning break down into smaller pieces, but never be reduced into its basic materials like in your stomach. So all that pig DNA you injected? They swirled around in your blood for a loooong time. Much longer than it took for the one you ate to go down the toilet - and even then, that DNA never entered your blood. Now go sue the Health Ministry and ask them to pay for you and your kids to get a full-body and brain transplant! Good luck finding a donor who has never injected pigs before though.

See the complete list of ingredients for all vaccines. Anything that says ‘human cells’ means it came from an aborted human foetus - another ingredient that Jakim has certified halal. Anything for money!!!

Cigarette Filters

Pig haemoglobin (a component in red blood cells) is used to make cigarette filters “more effective in blocking harmful chemicals before they enter the smoker’s lungs.” (Source)

Admit it - you’ve been consuming smoked pork and subjecting your children to second-hand smoked pork for years. We all know char siew is delicious, and so do you.

And who approved this for your consumption? The Health Ministry has stamped their stamp of approval very clearly on all the boxes, no? You know whom to sue. Besides, doesn’t the Quran say that it is haram to knowingly consume anything that is harmful to the body? So don’t forget to sue yourselves too, and the smoker in your family. Now you need a lung, brain, liver, kidney, tongue, mouth and nose transplant. Oh, you might as well go the whole hog and transplant your entire body cos it’s all contaminated anyway, and not just by pig cells. Surely you can’t get into heaven after knowingly pumping your body full of 5,000 toxic chemicals 40 times a day, every day for years and years! Nobody wants you and your stinky breath there.


Drinking Water

In Malaysia, drinking water is sourced from water catchment areas far away from civilisation, where the surrounding land is still covered in thick forests.... full of wild boars!

So wild boar poos and pees on the soil, rain washes poo and pee into the river, and voila, it’s all in your tap water! When the boar dies, its body decomposes and its meat, blood and juices are washed into the river too. So everybody consumes pig DNA every day, and you’ve been doing it since the day you were conceived. If you don’t like it, you’d just have to move to another country cos pigs were here first.






Oranges

In 2005, orange crops in the US were decimated by a disease spread by insects (read more). No amount of pesticides did any good, neither were there any trees which had developed any natural immunity to it. The solution? Genetic modification - adding pig genes into the tree. I don’t know what defence pigs have against orange-eating insects, but whatevs, now pigs can grow on trees, yeeha! What, you don’t want to consume GMO foods? But you already are! And have been for ages. You probably don’t know it because it’s not listed on the ingredients. Ha, our trusty govt has made sure of that! Malaysia has been importing tonnes of GMO soy and corn since 2010, which means that it is in almost every processed food you eat now. (GMO means any food or plant that contains genes from a different species that can never occur in nature.)

Well, I guess if the Health Ministry says it’s ok to eat, then it must be, right? After all, they are the ones who approved the sale of cigarettes to protect your health. Yeah, something like that. So I guess oranges with pig DNA must also be good for you. (We do not have GMO oranges here yet, but it’s just a matter of time.) The Ministry of Natural Resources and Environment has time and again deferred the labelling of GMO foods, so that you would not know what you are eating. Gee, I wonder what they’re trying to hide.... I guess if food were labelled clearly like vaccines, everyone would stop eating processed food and it would make a big dent in their cronies’ pockets, so your ignorance is their bliss.... So just shut up and drink your pork orange juice like the good non-protesting citizen that you are supposed to be!

You have been unprotestingly consuming pig DNA every single day since before you were even born. If you are like most sheeple, you didn’t once get upset about it or sued anybody or pumped your stomach. So why get upset over a bit of chocolate now? What, you didn’t know? Well, now that you know smoking is haram, are you gonna quit?


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Thursday, May 29, 2014

Email 敬语

许多人在写信的时候,都需要在签名之前写一下致意词,用以提高信件的书面正式程度。

在英文信件中,常见的致意词有:Cheers, Sincerely, Regards, Best Wishes,那么很多人都有这样的疑问,英文信件最后 Cheers, Sincerely, Regards, Best Wishes 到底有什么区别?分别应该在什么语境下使用呢?

今天我们就来看一看在什么场合该使用什么敬语,先说几个最常见的:

Cheers, 常用于朋友,工作团队之间,类似互相鼓励,大家说“加油”。这个词很Casual,听起来不是很职业化,不建议用在非常正式的工作场合。

Sincerely, 是比较正式的场合使用,套话,真诚的,用于推荐信,辞职信,求职信,以及其他正式文书等。

Regards, 大致像“此致敬礼”的感觉。

Best wishes/warm wishes,友好而亲切的慰问感觉,适用于朋友之间,亲朋之间的问候。

以上只是一些非常常见的致意语,需要根据收件人的身份以及文章的语气内容选择,如果你实在不知道该用哪个,其实简单的Thanks就可以了。


下面我们再看看其他常用的致意词的用法:

There are some slight differences in connotations of each letter ending. I'll order them in increasing formality.
在英文信件中,结尾词所表达的涵义往往存在着一些细微的差别。在这里我将一一对它们进行详细分析。
Love 爱你
Very personal. Used between lovers, family and close friends.
一种非常私人的表达方式。通常在恋人、家人或亲密朋友之间才会使用。

Cheers 谢谢/再见
Very casual. Used between friends. Can be used between coworkers if you want to appear very casual, at the risk of sounding unprofessional.
一种很随便的非正式的表达方式。通常在朋友之间使用,也可以用于同事或合作伙伴之间表现得很随便,但难免会让人觉得不够专业。

Take care 保重
Casual and used between friends.
一种非正式的表达,常用于朋友之间。

Thanks or Thank You 谢谢
'Thanks' is very casual and 'Thank You' is formal. Usually used in a business setting. 'Thank You' is a great way to end an email to a stranger, especially if you are making a request or asking a question.
“Thanks”是一种比较随便的表达方式,“Thank you”则显得比较正式。两者通常在商务场合中使用。此外,当你需要给不认识的人写信,尤其是当你需要向对方发出请求或询问问题的时候,“Thank you”就非常合适用来作为结尾语。

Yours or Yours Truly or Truly 敬启/谨启
Casual or Business casual. A more personal, but still polite way to end the letter. You've probably met the recipient in real life.
一种随便的或商务上非正式的表达方式。作为信件结尾往往显得比较私人,但又不失庄重。收件人通常是你在现实生活中认识的人。

Best or Best Wishes祝好
Casual or Business casual. A polite way to end the letter. Can be used between friends or strangers.
一种随便的或商务上非正式的表达方式。作为信件结尾,是一种礼貌用语,可用于朋友或陌生人之间。

Sincerely or Sincerely Yours or Yours Sincerely谨致问候
Casual, Business casual or Formal. The standard letter ending. 'Sincerely' is the most versatile ending because it can be used to end either casual or formal correspondence. If you're unsure about how to sign your letter, use 'Sincerely'.
一种随便的、商务中非正式的或正式的表达方式。“Sincerely”可以用于正式的或非正式的邮件往来中,是最通用的结尾语。当你不知道该用什么结尾语的时候,就可以使用“Sincerely”。

Regards or Best Regards致敬
Business casual or formal. You would use this if the recipient is someone you haven't met in real life.
一种商务上非正式的或正式的表达方式,可以在当收件人并非你在现实生活中所认识的人的时候使用。

Cordially诚挚地问候/敬上/谨上
Formal. Used in business correspondence when the topic of the letter is serious. Sometimes used if there is a conflict between the sender and the recipient.
一种正式的表达方式,通常在涉及严肃话题的商业信函中使用,有时候也用于存在矛盾或分歧的两个寄件人和收件人之间。

Using an ending that is too casual for the situation may not always be inappropriate. Conversely, using a casual ending can show your self-confidence. But to do this requires you to gauge whether the recipient would like a more casual conversation.
在书信中使用非常随便的、非正式的结尾语并非总是不恰当的。相反,非正式的结尾反而能够表达出你的自信,但同时你也需要判断收件人是否愿意使用更随便一点的方式和你交谈。
通常来说,在信件末尾使用正式致意词会显得发信人非常礼貌和自信,但是也要考虑一下收件者的心理,是否喜欢你和他(她)这样过于正式有距离的感觉,所以非正式的致意词在我们的生活中仍然占有相当重要的位置。


下面是各种敬语的图形总结:
初次开场白:
It is my pleasure to write here for you.

回复开场白:
Further to our conversation earlier, .........
As discussed over the phone, .......
Thanks for you kind reply.
Thank you for your inquiry/email.
Thanks for your letter. It is my pleasure to receive your reply!
Thanks for your mail of 日期............

结尾:
We will noted and many thanks!
I hope everything with you is fine.
Many thanks for your support.
I hope you are well and in good health!
FYI: for your information 仅供参考

深盼贵公司及早回复
(1) We hope to receive your favors at early date.
(2) We hope to be favored with a reply with the least delay.
(3) We await good news with patience.
(4) We hope to receive a favorable reply per return mail.
(5) We await the favor of your early (prompt) reply.
(6) A prompt reply would greatly oblige us.
(7) We trust you will favor us with an early (prompt) reply.
(8) We trust that you will reply us immediately.
(9) We should be obliged by your early (prompt) reply.
(10) Will you please reply without delay what your wishes are in this matter?
(11) Will you kindly inform us immediately what you wish us to do?
(12) We request you to inform us of your decision by return of post.
(13) We are waiting (anxious to receive) your early reply.
(14) We should appreciate an early reply.
(15) We thank you for the courtesy to your early attention.
(16) We hope to receive your reply with the least possible delay.
(17) Kindly reply at your earliest convenience.
(18) Please send your reply by the earliest delivery.
(19) Please send your reply by messenger.
(20) Please reply immediately.
(21) Please favor us with your reply as early as possible.
(22) Please write to us by tonight's mail, without fail.
(23) May we remind you that we are awaiting your early reply?
(24) May we request the favor of your early reply?
(25) A prompt reply would help us greatly.
(26) A prompt reply will greatly oblige us.
(27) Your prompt reply would be greatly appreciated.
(28) Your prompt attention to this matter would be greatly esteemed.
(29) We look forward to receiving your early reply.
(30) As the matter is urgent, an early reply will reply.
(31) We reply on receiving your reply by return of post.
(32) We request you to accept our warmest thanks for the anticipated favor.
(33) We thank you in advance for the anticipated favor.

盼望以传真答复
(1) We await your reply by fax.
(2) Please fax reply to fax this morning.
(3) We are anxiously awaiting your reply by fax.
(4) Please arrange for your fax reply, or long distance call, to reach us before noon Monday.
(5) Fax reply immediately.
(6) Please acknowledge by fax the receipt of these instructions.
(7) Please do not fail to fax your reply immediately on receipt of this letter.
(8) Please fax your decision without delay as we have offers waiting.
(9) Oblige us by replying by fax before noon tomorrow, as we have another offer.
(10) Inform us by fax of your lowest quotations.
(11) Fax in time for us to write you in reply by 7 pm mail.
(12) Fax me from Osaka before noon stating your telephone number.
(13) Kindly reply me by wire.

承蒙贵公司重视, 感谢之至
(1) Please accept our thanks for your usual kind attention.
(2) Please accept our thanks for the trouble you have taken.
(3) We are obliged to you for your kind attention in this matter.
(4) We are greatly obliged for your trial order just received.
(5) We wish to assure you of your appreciation of your courtesy in this matter.
(6) We thank you for your order just received.
(7) We thank you for the special care you have given to the matter.
(8) We tender you our sincere thanks for your generous treatment of us in this affair.
(9) Allow us to thank you for the kindness extended to us.
(10) We are very sensible of your friendly services on our behalf,for which please accept our sincere thanks.

回函迟误, 请见谅
(1) Please excuse my late reply to your very friendly letter of March 1.
(2) I hope you will forgive me for not having written you for so long.
(3) I hope you will excuse me for not having replied to you until today.
(4) I humbly apologize to you for my delay in answering your kind letter of May 5.
(5) I have to (must) apologize you for not answering your letter in time.

我们将随时为你服务
(1) We assure you of our best services at all times.
(2) We shall spare no efforts in endeavoring to be of service to you.
(3) We shall be pleased to be of service to you at all times.

为贵公司带来不便,特此致歉,并请原谅
(1) We hope you will pardon us for troubling you.
(2) We regret the trouble we are causing you.
(3) I regret the trouble it caused you.
(4) We trust you will excuse us for this inconvenience.
(5) We wish to crave your kind forbearance for this trouble.
(6) We solicit your forbearance for such an annoyance.
(7) Kindly excuse me for troubling you in this matter.

对此错误, 谨致歉意, 务请原谅
(1) Please excuse this clerical error.
(2) We tender you our apology for the inconvenience this error may have caused you.
(3) We request you to accept our regret for the error of our clerk.
(4) We greatly regret that we have caused you such an inconvenience.
(5) We wish to express our regret for the annoyance this mistake has caused you.
(6) We frankly admit we were at fault and we are anxious to repair the consequences.

恳请贵公司支持惠顾
(1) We solicit a continuance of your valued favors.
(2) We solicit a continuance of your confidence and support.
(3) We hope we may receive your further favors.
(4) We hope to receive a continuance of your kind patronage.
(5) We request you to favors us with a continuance of your kind support.
(6) We solicit a continuance of your kind patronage.

若有机会本公司也愿提供类似服务
(1) It would give us great pleasure to render you a similar service should an opportunity occur.
(2) We wish to reciprocate the goodwill.
(3) We shall on a similar occasion be pleased to reciprocate.
(4) We hope to be able to reciprocate your good offices on a similar occasion.
(5) We are always ready to render you such of similar services.
(6) We shall at all times be willing to reciprocate such of similar favors.
(7) We shall be happy to have an opportunity of reciprocating to you on a similar occasion.

1. Initiate a meeting 发起会议
I would like to hold a meeting this afternoon about our development planning for project A.
今天下午我将举行一个会议,就A项目的发展计划开会讨论一下。
I suggest we have a call tonight at 9:30pm (GMT +8) with Brown. Please let me know if the time is okay for you and Ben.
我建议我们今晚九点半和Brown小聚一下,你和Ben有没有空?
We'd like to have the meeting on Thu Oct 30. Same time.
十月三十号(周四),老时间,开会。
Let's make a meeting next Monday at 5:30 PM SLC time.
下周一盐湖城时区下午五点半开会。
I want to have a teleconference with you regarding issues about report development and the XX project.
我想跟你开一个电话会议,讨论下报告进展和XXX项目的情况。

2. Seeking for more information/feedbacks/suggestions 咨询信息/反馈/建议
Shall you have any problem accessing the folders, please let me know.
如果存取文件有任何问题请和我联系。
Thank you and look forward to having your opinion on the estimation and schedule.
谢谢你,希望能听到更多你对评估和日程计划的建议。
Look forward to your feedbacks and suggestions soon.
期待您的反馈建议!
What is your opinion on the schedule and next steps we proposed?
你对计划方面有什么想法?下一步我们应该怎么做?
What do you think about this?
这个你怎么想?
Feel free to give your comments.
请随意提出您的建议。
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to let me know.
有任何问题,欢迎和我们联系。
If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me.
有任何问题,欢迎和我们联系。
Please contact me if you have any questions.
有任何问题,欢迎和我们联系。
Your comments and suggestions are welcome!
欢迎您的评论和建议!
Please let me know what you think?
欢迎您的评论和建议!
Do you have any idea about this?
对于这个您有什么建议吗?
It would be nice if you could provide a bit more information on the user's behavior.
您若是能够就用户行为方面提供更多的信息就太感激了!
At your convenience, I would really appreciate you looking into this case/matter/issue.
如果可以,我希望你能负责这件事情。

3. Give feedback 意见反馈
Please see comments below.
请看下面的评论。
My answers are in blue below.
我的回答已标蓝。
I have added some comments to the document for your reference.
我就文档添加了一些备注,仅供参考。

4. Attachment 附件
I enclose the evaluation report for your reference.
我附加了评估报告供您阅读。
Attached please find today's meeting notes.
今天的会议记录在附件里。
Attachment is the design document, please review.
设计文档在附件里,请评阅。
For other known issues related to individual features, please see attached release notes.
其他个人特征方面的信息请见附件。

5. Point listing 列表
Today we would like to finish following tasks by the end of day:1…….2…….
今天我们要完成的任务:1…….2…….
Some known issues in this release:1…….2…….
声明中涉及的一些问题:1…….2…….
Our team here reviewed the newest SCM policy and has following concerns:1…….2…….
我们阅读了最新的供应链管理政策,做出如下考虑:1…….2…….
Here are some more questions/issues for your team:1…….2…….
以下是对你们团队的一些问题:1…….2…….
The current status is as following: 1……2……
目前数据如下: 1……2……
Some items need your attention:1…….2…….
以下方面需提请注意:1…….2…….

6. Raise question 提出问题
I have some questions about the report XX-XXX
我对XX-XXX报告有一些疑问。
For the assignment ABC, I have the following questions:…
就ABC协议,我有以下几个问题:……

7. Proposal 提议
For the next step of platform implementation, I am proposing…
关于平台启动的下一步计划,我有一个提议……
I suggest we can have a weekly project meeting over the phone call in the near future.
我建议我们就一周项目开一个电话会议。
Achievo team suggest to adopt option A to solve outstanding issue……
Achievo团队建议应对突出问题采用A办法。

8. Thanks note 感谢信
Thank you so much for the cooperation感谢你的合作!
I really appreciate the effort you all made for this sudden and tight project.
对如此紧急的项目您做出的努力我表示十分感谢。
Thanks for your attention!
谢谢关心!
Your kind assistance on this are very much appreciated.
我们对您的协助表示感谢。
Really appreciate your help!
非常感谢您的帮助!

9. Apology 道歉
I sincerely apologize for this misunderstanding!
对造成的误解我真诚道歉!
I apologize for the late asking but we want to make sure the correctness of our implementation ASAP.
很抱歉现在才进行询问,但是我们需要尽快核实执行信息。


Wednesday, May 28, 2014

90% Of People Can't Pronounce This Whole Poem. You Have To Try It.

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labor to reading six lines aloud.