Thursday, January 28, 2016

【初一到十五什么你不能做?】华人过年习俗你知多少?




你知道初一到十五有哪些习俗讲究吗?虽然现在已经很多人没遵守了,不过让我们来了解一下也无妨!

初一
不能动用扫帚,否则会扫走运气、破财。假使非要扫地不可,须从外头扫到里边。到今天许多地方还保存着一习俗,除夕前扫除干净,年初一不出扫帚,不倒垃圾,备一大桶盛废水,当日不外泼。

新年里也不可以打碎家具,打碎了是破产的预兆,得赶快说声“岁(碎)岁平安”或“落地开花,富贵荣华”。


初二
出嫁的女儿回娘家,要夫婿同行,所以俗称“迎婿日”。这一天,回娘家的女儿必须携带一些礼品和红包,分给娘家的小孩,并且在娘家吃午饭,但必须在晚饭前赶回婆家。在过去,一家人也会选择这一天拍张全家福。


初三
又称赤狗日,与“赤口”同音,通常不会外出拜年,传说这天容易与人发生口角争执。不过这个习俗早已过时,因为现在人们难得春节团聚,对此已经淡化许多。


初四
祭财神的日子,过去,老板想将某人“炒鱿鱼”,这天就不请他来拜神,对方也就心知肚明,自个收拾走人。还有传说说,灶王爷这天要来查户口,因此也不宜远出。


初五
俗称破五,要“赶五穷”,包括“智穷、学穷、文穷、命穷、交穷”。人们黎明即起,放鞭炮,打扫卫生。鞭炮从里往外放,边放边往门外走。说是将一切不吉利的东西都轰将出去。这天,民间通行的食俗是吃饺子,俗称“捏小人嘴”。


初六
商店酒楼才正式开张营业,而且要大放鞭炮,不亚于除夕的境况。传说这一天最受欢迎的是当年满12岁的男孩,因为12是6的二倍,这叫六六大顺。这一天,每家每户要把节日积存的垃圾扔出去,这叫送穷鬼。


初七
即人的生日,根据《占书》记载,由初一开始,上天创造万物的次序是“一鸡二狗三猪四羊五牛六马七人八谷”,所以初七就是人日。这天,香港市民喜欢吃及第粥,所谓及第,是希望科考状元高中。人日要尊敬每个人,连官府也不能在这天处决罪犯,家长也不能在这天训孩子。


初八
传说是谷子的生日,也叫顺星节,传说是诸星下界的日子,天空星斗出得最全,如果这天天气晴朗,则预示这一年稻谷丰收,天阴则年歉。


初九
民间习俗是玉皇大帝的诞辰,要举行盛大的祭天活动。台湾新竹不少信众要到主祀玉皇大帝、拥有二百多年历史的天公坛,向天公祝寿,并且祈求新的一年风调雨顺、平安健康。


初十
这一天凡磨、碾等石制工具都不能动,甚至要祭祀石头。在山东郓城等地有抬石头神的说法。初九夜,人们将一瓦罐冻结在一块平滑的大石头上,初十早晨,用绳系住瓦罐的鼻子,由十个小伙子轮流抬着走,石头不落地则预示当年丰收。


初十一
是岳父宴请女婿的日子。初九庆祝“天公生日”剩下的食物,除了在初十吃了一天外,还剩下很多,所以娘家不必再破费,就利用这些剩下的美食招待女婿及女儿,民歌称为“十一请子婿”。


过了正月十一,人们开始准备庆祝元宵佳节,从正月十二开始选购灯笼,搭盖灯棚。童谣是这么唱的:“十一嚷喳喳,十二搭灯棚,十三人开灯,十四灯正明,十五行月半,十六人完灯。” 正月十五就是“元宵节”了,它是一年中第一个月圆之夜,也是大地回春的夜晚,又称为“上元节”。

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Mahathir, you are so wrong about Proton

Mahathir is proud of Proton’s best model to date, the Suprima S, but my unit came with the rattling at no extra charge.

By Eddie Hoo

Proton Holdings chairman Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad says the only problem facing Proton was public perception, which was not reflective of the national carmaker’s quality or performance. Before I take apart this statement by the good doctor, I must say I know how it feels to drive a Proton as I have owned three different models in the last 14 years.

My first Proton was a new 1.5A Wira with full specifications. It served me well as I made countless long-distance trips in it with my family.

There were just two complaints — the power window didn’t work after a few months and it was under-powered for automatic transmission. The gear ratio could have better and the pick-up wasn’t good enough.

I traded in the Wira for a Waja 1.6M after five years. The salesman who handled the transaction was driving an old Volvo. I asked him: “Bang, apa pasal you tak guna kereta Proton?” He smiled without answering.

In my first drive, I realised that I paid good money for a new car that had so much wind noise. The first thing to go after two months was the power window and I had been driving into Singapore through the Woodsland Immigration checkpoint regularly at one point.

I had to make sure that I get to an immigration booth on my left as the driver’s side window didn’t work.

Since it was always bumper-to-bumper queue at the checkpoint, I didn’t have the luxury of choosing which booth to drive to. The window stayed down for the rest of the trip over the causeway until I parked the car somewhere in Singapore to force it up again by hand.

After a few attempts to fix it at the Proton service centre, I took it to a workshop outside. I was advised to replace the whole mechanism and that was money I didn’t have.

The engine started developing problem in its sixth year and a mechanic suggested an overhaul. My driveway started to stain with oil leak, which was unacceptable for a six-year-old car. Overhaul the engine of car that new?

Exasperated with the never-ending problems, I shopped around for a new car. You would think that I would be wiser than to buy another Proton? Almost all car dealers, including some from Proton, told me car fuel consumption isn’t one of the national car’s strong points.

Stupid me, I opted for a top-end turbo-charged Suprima S with all the bells and whistles after reading rave reviews about it by local and foreign motoring experts. It was said to be the best car ever made in Malaysia, and I believe that is the case when it comes to handling, pick-up, safety features, and to a certain extent, the interior and the ergonomics.

In two months, the engine rattled. I was told that the engine mounts, which are rubber blocks that hold the engine in place, had burned out. I didn’t have to pay for the replacement as it was under warranty, but I had to cough out some money for the service.

On top of that, my confidence in this new purchase had been shaken. The Suprima Infotainment System started to give problem after just three months. The Bluetooth stopped working and the radio didn’t come on when prompted.

It was back to the service centre and I was told that they had to rip out the whole infotainment system and send it to Penang for repair as it couldn’t be done in Kuala Lumpur. That would mean me driving around with a hole in my dashboard for more than a month.

The parking assist siren beeped continuously and drove me nuts. That was easily solved as Proton put it in new parts for me. It still feels like I have a ghost radio in the car as it will play by itself.

The GPS system is horrendous. When I keyed in the Swiss-Garden Beach Resort Damai Laut in Lumut, it navigated me to the jetty for Pangkor. I emailed Proton on how to update the navigation system, but have yet to receive a reply after a year and a half.

When Honda launched its HRV, I went to the showroom to enquire about a trade-in. I had to top up a thousand ringgit after trading in my slightly over a year-old Suprima. Proton gave huge discounts on the Suprima models and this affected their trade-in value, I was told.

The left front door rattled so much that I stuffed a towel in the side compartment. It was only after a third attempt by the service centre did the rattling stop. Earlier the front part of the car was making some funny noises and no one could tell what was causing them.

Only when the headlamp fused did I solve this problem. A mechanic, who replaced the bulb, told me that the whole unit was loose and wasn’t screwed in properly. What really got screwed well was me, the Proton owner.

So Tun, it isn’t just a case of misconception. The staffers at the service centre are really courteous, but they are not on top of their game. Quality control is the biggest problem with Proton as it allows cars that don’t meet the required standards to leave its plants.

“People will see a Malaysian car and assume it cannot be good as a Japanese car,” Mahathir said. “Believe me, we produce good cars now.”

Believe me you, my 14 years of driving different models of Proton cars tell me otherwise. 

Thursday, January 14, 2016

This Just In: We’ve Spent Too Much Money Saving Matt Damon

Matt Damon is known for constantly playing characters in need of rescue. It’s really quite astonishing when you think about the excessive effort and time it takes to save this dude from danger over and over. But we’re less interested in energy, and more interested in funds. Specifically, how much money did it take to save Matt Damon?

To be clear, what we’re looking for here is the real-life dollar costs of executing the near-suicide missions undertaken to save Matt Damon if the scenarios he gets stuck in the movies were real. We’re not just talking about film budgets here, people. Let’s not be silly.

Thankfully, somebody has already thought of answering this question, and his name is Kynan Eng. When it popped up on the popular question-and-answer site Quora, he was quick to do the semi-accurate math (more on that later) to give us the answer we need.

In Courage Under Fire, Matt Damon plays a guy who need to be rescued via helicopter during the first Gulf War.

Estimated Cost of Rescue: $300k


In Saving Private Ryan, Matt Damon plays a private who needs to be rescued by a World War 2 European search party.

Estimated Cost of Rescue: $100k


In Titan AE, Matt Damon voices a guy who needed to be evacuated from Earth via spaceship.

Estimated Cost of Rescue: $200B


In Syriana, Matt Damon plays an analyst who needed a return flight from the Middle East to Switzerland.

Estimated Cost of Rescue: $50k

In Green Zone, Matt Damon plays a soldier who needed to be rescued via the US Army transport from Middle East

Estimated Cost of Rescue: $50k


In Elysium, Matt Damon plays a factory worker who gets trapped in his workplace

Estimated Cost of Rescue: $100m


In Interstellar, Matt Damon plays a scientist who gets trapped in his workplace

Estimated Cost of Rescue: $500B


In The Martian, Matt Damon plays an astronaut who gets trapped outstation

Estimated Cost of Rescue: $200B


Total costs for saving Matt Damon: $900,100,500,000

Now, some of you may be asking, what makes this Kynan Eng guy so qualified in answering this question? We’ll let him tell you himself. Here he is, via a post he wrote on Medium about a week ago:


“I am part-time on the faculty of the Institute of Neuroinformatics of the University of Zurich and the ETH Zurich. Unfortunately, however, I was not paid or given time to answer this question, and it’s definitely not endorsed by any of my employers (they probably don’t even know as of this writing). And no I haven’t worked at NASA, ESA or any military organisation. One of the startups I’m involved with has done work for the United States Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency on neuromorphic sensors and autonomous drones, but that’s as close as it gets.”

“If I do have any relevant qualifications, they are as follows: I have degrees in mechanical engineering and computer science, and once designed parts for gas turbines. So I have guessed engineering things for a living. More recently I have been involved in a number of technology startups, so I also guess the cost of things that don’t exist yet. I’m not rich, so obviously I need more practice at guessing.”

Also, remember how we said these number are only semi-accurate? When asked how he discovered these figures, he had this to say:

“I just made them up,” he confessed to BuzzFeed News. “This is not real research in the sense that I know it. It would be nice to get this type of coverage for my real work.”

Ah well. We’re as close as we can get to the real cost of saving Matt Damon though, so that’s gotta be worth something. Or is it?

Almost certainly not. Truth is, we think Matt Damon is likely to get himself in some other shenanigan some other time in the future that is more than likely going to require some saving (unless it’s another Bournesequel). And when he does, we’ll be right in the cinemas waiting for somebody to get him the heck outta there.

Speaking of movies, check out this comparison we made of all the video-on-demand services you can get in Malaysia so you can watch Matt Damon being rescued anytime on any device you want. Also check out this mega list we compiled of all movie ticket prices for every cinema in the Klang Valley so you can plan out your next movie outing.

Before we let you off for the week, here’s a bonus video featuring Matt Damon not exactly being rescued.



Do you think Matt Damon is worth saving? 

Sunday, January 10, 2016

男士們 你知道你的臉型適合什麼樣的髮型嗎?

剪了現在非常流行油頭、Undercut、上梳造型和中分蓬鬆感髮型等各式各樣的造型,卻發現不太適合自己?因為這些髮型不是人人都駕奴得了,你要依照自己的臉型來剪髮才對!快來看看以下這7大臉型你是哪一種,而你又適合哪些髮型吧!


臉型1 — 鵝蛋臉
鵝蛋臉也稱鵝軟石臉,顧名思義就是擁有像鵝卵石一樣圓滑、細長的臉型,整個臉型的比例非常平均,因此可以說是各位男女們最想要的臉型Top 1!鵝蛋臉(小臉)什麼髮型都能駕馭,可以嘗試中長發啦、油頭、上梳Undercut、側分線、微卷蓬鬆造型等等~


▼Side parted short

▼Fringe up

▼Undercut



臉型2 — 方形臉
方形臉就是俗稱的「國字臉」,眼部以及臉頰的部分較寬,因為臉型較大,因此適合乾淨、較短、俐落、陽剛的髮型,將臉部視覺效果拉高拉長,像是上梳Undercut、Buzz cut、側分線油頭、平頭等等。不要因為覺得臉寬,就想說用瀏海把臉部遮起來,這樣反而會讓臉看起來更大!因為臉的輪廓被頭髮埋沒,反而會將缺點放大。因此有瀏海、微卷的頭髮造型可能都要三思!

▼Undercut

▼Slicked back side part

▼Crew cut

▼Faux Hawk



臉型3 — 長方橢圓形臉
長方橢圓臉有較長的下巴,因此整體會看起來呈現長方形臉。臉太長可以利用瀏海來修飾臉型,因為臉本身已經夠長,就不要再將頭髮梳得太高,不然整個臉型、頭型就會變成一個大冬瓜,一點都不帥囉!可以嘗試Buzz cut、各種蓬鬆、瀏海髮型以及乾淨的平頭。

▼Side parted

▼Buzz cut

▼Side fringe

▼Fringe up




臉型4 — 圓臉

圓臉可以說是最淒涼的臉型之一了,因為圓臉的臉頰部分頗寬,因此非常挑髮型,而且常常看起來很胖(身體瘦也沒用)。由於無法像鵝蛋臉或長臉那樣拉長臉部視覺,因此適合較高、有分量的髮型來拉高臉部視覺效果(看起來比較瘦),像是Undercut上梳油頭、上梳長瀏海等等。

▼Undercut

▼Faux hawk with short sides

▼Quiff

▼Fringe up



臉型5 — 三角臉
三角形臉就是額頭較窄、臉頰的部分較寬,適合有分量、有瀏海的髮型來增加額頭的寬度,修飾臉型。可以嘗試上梳瀏海髮型、側分線油頭以及有瀏海的髮型!

▼Fringe up


▼Side parted

▼Side fringe



臉型6 — 鑽石型臉
鑽石型臉有著非常尖又窄的下巴,削尖的臉型,顴骨頗高。這種臉型通常適合發量較多、較長的造型,例如上梳長瀏海、蓬鬆感、微卷造型、有瀏海的髮型都可以嘗試看看~

▼Long hair pushed back

▼Quiff(Short)

▼Quiff(long)

▼Faux hawk(long)

▼Faux hawk(short)

▼Side Fringe



臉型7 — 菱形臉

心形臉有著與頗寬的額頭以及尖下巴,因此適合選用修飾寬額頭的髮型,像是上梳側分線、Undercut、長瀏海、微卷蓬鬆造型等等。


▼Pushed back


▼Side parted long

▼Long fringes

▼Undercut