Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Ah Beng, you want peanuts?

Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away..

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'

Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

007 Quantum of Solace (Cineleisure)

As usual, it start with full whole song playin with intro name of the producer, actor & actress. Then it come out with shooting scene which kind of messy, it's just normal speedin driving, shootin & hittin. Effect was nth special at all.

The storyline a bit unlogic, where bond totally dint care about ppl around him, he's so selfish and ego. So, as u can guess it, the female police who sleep with him was death, so does his friend that help him.

Bond was totally a waste of country resource/money too if you ask me, where he wont accept/stayin at low cost hotel. Seem he wan to enjoy his life more than doin his job. Not to forget all cars that he damage.

Wonder how they move the female police to the high class room without anyone notice it? Beside that how do they carry the oil coated body to the bed without touchin her & leave any mark on it? Do they oil her later only after that? or they have David Copperfield with them?

Overall Rating: B-

Monday, November 10, 2008

Malaysian Celebrities Of The Year

2008 Karaoke 9 Finalists Results

  1. Mahathir's favourite song: My Way
  2. Pak Lah: Dream, Dream, Dream
  3. Najib: Your Cheating Heart
  4. Tengku Razaleigh: I Believe I Can Fly
  5. Khairy: Money, Money, Money
  6. IGP: I'll Be Watching You
  7. Anwar: Winds Of Change
  8. Saiful: I Swear

And the winner is:-

Syed Hamid: Oh Carol, I'm Nothing But A Fool

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Change We Need!

First congratz to OBAMA to be the first African American to be elected President of the United State, although I dint really know who is Obama at first but with all those election campaign and news base on USA, it does give me some thought. You can find more info about him at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama

Main point of this entry was not about politic in US. Its all about a "Black Man" that can become the next President of United States, but a Chinese cannot be the GM of the tiny little PKNS in Malaysia.

Our government's view on change is a joke. On Astro Awani's interview with Zahid Hamidi on 05/11/2008. He was asked about the change in America and what the government could take from it. His take on it was that “UMNO is changing.” He then points to the the ‘agreed transition’ of Badawi and Najib. That's change!!

Malaysia Boleh!!

CHANGE WE NEED!

Friday, November 7, 2008

Antara CIA, FBI & PDRM

CIA, FBI dan PDRM masing2 nak membuktikan bahawa merekalah yg paling terrer bab2 jenayah ni. Jadi, si President pun buatlaa satu ujian utk mereka.

Dia melepaskan seekor arnab ke dlm hutan dan menyuruh mereka mencarinya.
CIA masuk ke hutan. Mereka menempatkan binatang2 sebagai informer ke seluruh pelusuk hutan. Mereka juga menyoal-siasat segala pokok2 dan batu2 yg ada di dlm hutan. Selepas penyiasatan yg memakan masa selama 3 bulan, mereka membuat kesimpulan yg arnab itu tidak wujud.

Sampai giliran FBI pulak. Selepas 2 minggu ketiadaan sebarang petunjuk, mereka membakar hutan itu lalu membunuh segala hidupan di dlmnya, termasuklah arnab tadi. Mereka membuat kesimpulan yg sudah nasib si arnab tadi utk mati di dlm hutan itu.

PDRM pulak yg masuk. Mereka keluar 2 jam selepas itu dgn seekor beruang yg dah lembek sbb kena pukul. Beruang itu menjerit, ' OK, oK... aku arnab... aku arnab!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Jogoya (Starhill)

Last Sunday, I went to Bkt Bintang area with Col for lunch, gym, dinner & shopping. We go Jogoya to make reservation as Col will has his family day on the 25th (birthday?) We came across that there was another promotion goin on Monday & Tuesday for Std Chart Credit Card member only where 50% off on all day (lunch,late lunch,dinner,supper) This was the first time I ever heard of it as normally they only do promotion for ladies 50% but only during weekday & not valid for dinner & supper. Of coz they having that “ladies” promo going on now too.

Col was kinda shock when I said I have Std Char Credit card ?_? as it is not common, I told him I've almost all Banks card except Citibank (cancelled) which I have bad experience with it. I'm so excited (I dint dine in Jogoya b4) so I called up Cho, Jus, Joh & Edm but none of them can confirm with me nor not free, Col call up his sis & friend too but we getting the same response. So we end up bookin reservation for 2pax on Tuesday for dinner session. I don't wan to book for extra later none show out, beside that the receptionist told us we can add in extra ppl later on.

On Tuesday morning I reconfirm with Cho, Joh & Jus and they confirm goin, Col side he say he has extra 3pax too, so we call up Jogoya to increase our number of guests. To our disappointed we can get through Jogoya for the whole day not even fax, it is either in ringin tone (none pick up) nor engage tone for the WHOLE DAY!! We have been callin for more than 100x in total. WTF for a (5)stars restaurant, the service is terrible & horrible!!

Without any choice, I decide to reach there earlier (cant work out my time goin there in the afternoon) By the time I reached (6pm), there are already some small crowd outside, so I ask the receptionist by giving my booking numbers. To my disappointment again, she can't provide me extra 4pax seat, I scold her saying that I was callin the whole day buy no ppl answer the call, she ask her supervisor, but with no luck as it is fully booked & apologies. Myself, Cho, Joh, Jus & Col were already there, Col sis & 2 of his friends are on the way from KLIA.

We "bargain" with the supervisor, in the end he can only let us have 5pax max. Conclusion, me, Col, Col's sis & Col's friend+1 will be dining in Jogoya. Cho they all will be eatin elsewhere and go for a movie (Chon & Jus dine in Jogoya last month) we were so sorry to to them but there r nth more we can do beside apologize. Luckily they are all good person and very consideration, they know they should have confirm with me on Sunday when I make the reservation. And we learn a lesson to always make extra reservation just in case.

With 50% off the price was not cheap either (RM88 - 50%) + 8.80 (service charge 10%) + 4.4 (tax 5%) = RM 57.20 each person but at least better than RM 100+ for just a buffet dinner :p I just notice that their service charge 10% was based on price b4 discount NOT after discount o.O WTF

We went in around 6:50pm (approx 2 hours time limit, until 9pm) Col's friend (Col's sis x-Colleague) came in 30min later with another friend & keep on sayin is it look like pasar (market). The best part is he never leave his seat, only his friend bring him food & drinks o.O Just b'coz Col wanted to give surprise to his sis, If not I would prefer Cho they all joinin, at least I wont need to hear ppl sayin it's like pasar & so cheap. U r rich "maybe", maybe you can eat when there r no promotion & let others who are in the middle class enjoy it.

Back to the food in Jogoya, it's is below expectation. There are lots of seafood & sushi to choose from & some other "normal" dishes. I eat lot of clamps and scallops in different cooking style, tasted not bad. The snail taste terrible & it is so hard to suck/pick the flesh out. The oyster is not as fresh as I expected, it lack of the "freshness" almost tasteless, but I ate 10pcs :p. The salmon was ok only, the best food was the squid deep fried with salted egg XD Col seem like the fish in a stick (with all eggs in it) so much (dunno wat it called)

The service is not good as we have finished our food leavin the empty dirty plate on table & go grab more food, but when we are back those plates was still on the table uncollected. We have ask them to clean the table, isn't it obvious the food was consumed leavin only those bone & shell on it? Those waitress just walk by as everything was invisible to them. Hey, you got pay to collect the plate & we paid our service charge!!

With the YTL Platinum member card I borrow from Cho, we can order one of the "special" food (Australian's Crab, Tiramisu Cake, Lobster, etc) We order the Australian's Crab since I cant eat prawn/lobster (allergic to it, crab still ok but cant consume much) The flesh was so delicious, we share it & I let Col eat most of it :)

Col did order few plate of food, by putting clip (with table numbers) on a bow in front the display food. Roasted clamp, asparagus and steam fish. The foods arrived to our table was so slow approx 30min later, we though they forgotten about it. They only give 4 clamps, the asparagus was small plate too (maybe they though it was only for 1pax consume) but it taste bitter, beside that the fish is over cooked -_-"

The drinks r limited choice too, only Fresh Coconut, no other fresh juice (there were fresh juice last time as told by Col), only juice, lots of tea bag favor too choose from (Col's sis saw pplss takin lot of tea bags, guess they gonna but in bag & take it home) & few wine too, too bad I don't drink wine.

For the dessert part, the mix fruits in syrup was gone quick, luckily they refill it quick fast too. They din't provide nate de coco in syrup as old time. The chinese herbal pudding (Guai Ling Go) was a bit too bitter but the honey was so sweetening -_-" The mochi (highly recommend by Col's friend) was so so only, maybe I'm filled. I miss out the Tiramisu cake :(

Haagen-Dazs ice-cream was always in queue from the beginning. But I manage to grab those ice cream 3x XD I don't just wait till the end only queue up & get the ice-cream. I grab it which ever I pass by where the queue was short. It hard to get the scope as the ice-cream was "hard", that y the queue is long. Beside they r out of ice-cream bow & spoon most of the time, ppl just use plate. They have limited favor (Rum-Raisin, Raspberry, Chocolate, Tiramisu, O-real, Mango, Vanilla, etc)  I like the Rum-Raisin and Raspberry favor. The Mango inside the Mango favor ice-cream was taste less ?_?

We eat till so full, will vomit if goin for more food :p and gone off around 9.15pm, I only give 4stars for the foods but 2 stars for the service. I went for a bath at cali while waitin Cho they all finished their movie. The movie was really short, only 1hour+

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Britain giving aids

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.

Three million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

The United States is sending troops to help. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Latin American countries are sending supplies. New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops. The rest of the European community except France is sending money.

The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.

The Brits, not to be outdone, are sending three million replacement Pakistanis.

God Bless British generosity!!!