Saturday, March 28, 2015

Groupon Posted This Product on Facebook, Then Replied to Everyone Who Made a Sex Joke It's just a Banana Bunker, people By Roo Ciambriello



Groupon knows social, as you can see with its latest Facebook post of a Banana Bunker—a container for a single banana, which you can absolutely purchase on the Groupon site.

Fans are going wild with the clever commentary. And Groupon is responding to every single comment, as innocently as a brand can while discussing what could easily be mistaken for a sex toy. Instead of a Banana Bunker. Because it's definitely a Banana Bunker.

If you were hoping to buy one, it's currently sold out. But keep hope alive, reader.

UPDATE: Groupon tells us how its social team not-so-innocently planned the post, which has become far and away the company's most popular ever.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Malaysia blessed with oil money, but why is in huge debt?


by Ng Kee Seng

Can any oil producing country in the world make all her citizens millionaires via prudent management and savings?

Norway achieved that on Jan 8, 44 years after striking oil in the North Sea in 1969. But it only set up its oil sovereign wealth fund (SWF) in 1990, meaning it took the Norwegians only 23 years to be millionaires.

According to a Reuters report, everyone in Norway became a theoretical crown millionaire on Jan 8 in a milestone for the world’s biggest sovereign wealth fund that has ballooned thanks to high oil and gas prices.

The fund owns about one per cent of the world’s stocks, as well as bonds and real estate from London to Boston, making the Nordic nation an exception when others are struggling under a mountain of debts.

A preliminary counter on the website of the central bank, which manages the fund, rose to 5.11 trillion crowns (US$828.66 billion or RM2.7 trillion), fractionally more than a million times Norway’s most recent official population estimate of 5,096,300.

It was the first time it reached the equivalent of a million crowns each, central bank spokesman Thomas Sevang said.

Not that Norwegians will be able to access or spend the money, squirreled away for a rainy day for them and future generations. Norway has resisted the temptation to splurge all the windfall since its oil strike.

Finance Minister Siv Jensen told Reuters the fund, called the Government Pension Fund Global, had helped iron out big, unpredictable swings in oil and gas prices. Norway is the world’s number seven oil exporter.

“Many countries have found that temporary large revenues from natural resource exploitation produce relatively short-lived booms that are followed by difficult adjustments,” she said in an email.

The fund, equivalent to 183 per cent of 2013 gross domestic product, is expected to peak at 220 per cent around 2030.

“The fund is a success in the sense that parliament has managed to put aside money for the future. There are many examples of countries that have not managed that,” said Oeystein Doerum, chief economist at DNB Markets.

Note the key word: Parliament. In Malaysia, only the prime minister has access to national oil producer Petronas’ funds and accounts.

Malaysia is the 27th largest oil producer in the world, rolling out 693,700 barrels/day. Only 114 countries were listed as at 2009 and 2010. Norway rolls out 2,350,000 bbl/day.

What’s the financial position of Malaysia? A federal debt of up to RM800 billion! (as revealed by then Deputy International Trade and Industry Minister Datuk Seri Mukhriz Mahathir at end of 2012).

And do we have such an oil SWF to save for rainy days for the rakyat and country? None.

According to a written reply in Parliament by Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak, Petronas had contributed RM3 billion to the National Trust Fund (or Kwan, the acronym for Kumpulan Wang Amanah Negara) as at June 2011.

He also said the money had been invested in various financial instruments and that Kwan’s fund currently stood at RM5.43 billion.

Just a measly RM5.43 billion compared with Norway’s RM2.7 trillion!

The administration and management of the trust is handled by Bank Negara with a panel under Kwan monitoring the collection of funds.

And, digest this moronic joke: Najib said Kwan was set up to ensure that revenue from dwindling natural resources would benefit future generations.

After 39 years (Petronas was founded in 1974), all we have today is a federal debt of at least RM800 billion, and the international reserves of Bank Negara Malaysia stood at RM441.7 billion (equivalent to US$134.9 billion) as at Dec 31, 2013.

Now, it is clear why the Umno-led Barisan Nasional government is cutting down on subsidies. Its federal debt is so high that it cannot continue to borrow to serve the rakyat as before or Malaysia will go bust like Greece.

It’s time for Malaysians to take stock of the federal government’s lack of transparency and accountability in its financial management of the country’s wealth.

It’s utter nonsense and a disgrace for the 24-year-old Kwan to have a paltry savings of RM5.43 billion, unless Najib now wants to claim that the figure was erroneous and blame it on a scapegoat who prepared the written reply in Parliament.

What can RM5.43 billion (US$1.9 billion) do to help Malaysians and Malaysia during rainy days, like when our oil wells run dry?

Why is there no oil-based SWF for Malaysia?

Petronas is today a global player in oil and gas exploration.

Why is the government just satisfied with an annual RM100 million contribution to Kwan since 1988?

Where has Petronas’ hundreds of billions of ringgit in revenue over the past 38 years gone to?

Did Petronas’ oil and gas exploration presence in 32 countries outside Malaysia also contribute or help facilitate the bulk of the RM1.08 trillion in capital flight in the last decade?

Why avoid establishing an oil-based SWF for the people and country? Is it because financial transparency and accountability would be a pain?

Crude oil and natural gas are Malaysia’s two most abundant resources but their sustainability is being questioned with the country projected to become a net oil importer in a few years.

Now, let’s take a more detailed look on why other oil producing countries are doing better in terms of oil-based or non-commodity-based SWF management:

Kuwait (10th at 2,494,000 bbl/day), Libya (17th at 1,790,000 bbl/day), Kazakhstan (18th at 1,540,000 bbl/day), Algeria (15th at 2,125,000 bbl/day), South Korea (64th at 48,180 bbl/day) and Singapore (82nd at 10,910 bbl/day).

Malaysia’s non-commodity Khazanah Nasional, founded in 1993, is ranked 23rd with US$34 billion (RM110 billion) in assets and a Linaburg-Maduell Transparency Index (LM-TI) of 5.

The world’s largest SWF, Norway’s Pension Fund Global, was in 2009 registered with assets worth US$664.3 billion (RM2 trillion) with a perfect 10 LM-TI.

UAE-Abu Dhabi’s oil-based Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, established in 1976, is ranked second with US$627 billion (RM2 trillion) and a 5 LM-TI.

At third spot, China’s non-commodity SAFE Investment Company, which was founded in 1997, now manages assets worth US$567.9 billion (RM1.8 trillion), with a 4 LM-TI.

That’s the top three SWFs in the world. Now, let’s focus on our neighbours.

Singapore’s non-commodity Government of Singapore Investment Corporation, which was set up in 1981, is ranked 8th with assets at US$247.5 billion (RM802 billion) and a 6 LM-TI.

Following at 9th rank is another Singapore non-commodity SWF, Temasek Holdings, which was established in 1974. It has US$157.5 billion (RM510 billion) in assets and a perfect 10 LM-TI.

Even countries like Kuwait, which was severely damaged by Iraq’s bombing and brief occupation, Libya, Kazakhstan, Algeria and South Korea, which were far poorer than Malaysia in the 60s, 70s and 80s, are all managing their country’s wealth better than Malaysia.

Malaysia’s economic and financial standing is baffling, don’t you think so?

Ng Kee Seng believes that God helps those who help themselves. In a healthy democracy, every Malaysian has a role in politics and nation-building.

Read more source The Ant Daily


Plunked your butt down in a chair, rifled out some thoughts on your trusty keyboard ★ Now you know don’t say thank
source: http://news.malaysianreview.com/10811/malaysia-blessed-with-oil-money-but-why-is-in-huge-debt/

Thursday, March 26, 2015

甄子權 : 我們拿甚麼跟新加坡比?


甄子權:甄子曰25 Mar 2015 17:10

突然之間,新加坡成了一面照妖鏡,把島國之外的地方,照得裡外不是人。

台灣拿李家和蔣家比;香港拿自己跟新加坡比,羨慕獅城務實去華的經濟架構和房屋政策;印尼人想起蘇哈多,懷念過去的榮光;大馬人拿建國以來唯一執政的國陣政府,與鄰國建國以來也是唯一執政的人民行動黨政府相比,越比越難過,越比就越生氣!

人家有的,我們少得可憐;人家不要的,我們多到嚇人。

看李顯龍跟全國人民宣佈李光耀死訊,先后用馬來語、華語和英語發言,什么是多元?這就是多元!多元是什么?是知己知彼,感同身受,才會看到真情流露,才會哭出痛並幸福著的淚水。

我們還要比嗎?我們拿什么來比?

我們的國家,從豐富資源走到浪費資源;從培養人才到流失人才;從反貪污變成返貪污;清廉找不回來,貪污趕不出去;人民從老百姓變成勞百姓;貨幣從零吉變成令吉,跌跌不休恐怕跌成真正的“零”吉了。

如何加強行政效率、解決貪腐、挽回司法信譽,永遠是政府說了又說的最大挑戰,結果政府反而成了人民的最大挑戰,內耗、空轉、虛度,我們浪費了在此!

治國找不到出路

還是不要比好了,再比下去,真的只有人家不要不好的事,我們竟然做得最好還通天曉,極端行為更加連貫性、系統性和結構性了,弊案滿山滿谷,治國找不到出路。

新加坡的小而美,反映了我們的大而不當,形象慘不忍睹,與老百姓的期待有很大落差。這種缺失,不是幾個賤嘴政客酸溜溜挑新加坡幾根小骨頭來唱衰它所能彌補的,他們只會看到照妖鏡裡頭自己的嘴臉,善惡自己知;豬八戒照鏡,好醜自己知。


Monday, March 23, 2015

一位新加坡公民的告白:李光耀讓我們膽小到就算快死了還怕被罰


《BO》導讀:提起新加坡,你會想到什麼?或許是乾淨整潔的市容,也可能是口音怪怪的新加坡式英語,還是難以想像的鞭刑和罰款,但還有一個人絕不能遺忘—這個全台首長都搶著觀摩學習的國家,若是沒有傳奇政治人物李光耀的治理,也不會有今天的井然有序、經濟繁榮。 
李光耀的評價不一,有人說他是可怕的獨裁者,也有人尊敬他為有遠見的領導者,現在他走了。這四十多年來,新加坡富足了,同時人民也失去了民主的想像,來聽聽一位新加坡公民的真實告白…

孩子的教育不能等!教科書灌輸李光耀神人形象

(政府很厲害,凡事交給政府就行了!)

雖然我也姓李,但跟李光耀卻沒有任何的親屬關係。

我來自廣東的祖父母,就誠如李光耀曾說的,都是不識字的、無田無地的農民的後代,而我的父母也不是受過高等教育的白領階級。

出生在一九六五年新加坡獨立以後的我,是在李光耀治國模式下成長的一代。雖然沒有經歷過戰爭、暴亂,但我也並非是嘴裡含著金或銀湯匙出生、要什麼有什麼、被慣壞的嬌貴富家女。

我出生時,新加坡剛建國獨立不久,可說跟我一樣正處在童年階段。不過,新加坡就像是個神童,在旁人的指引下,也憑著自己聰慧的天資,在短短的時間裡成功吸引外資、製造就業機會,在經濟上取得了長足的發展。

當時,越南仍深陷戰爭的漩渦裡,中國大陸仍然身處「文革」內亂中,而東南亞各國也處在動盪中。這些都給了新加坡起步的優勢,加上李光耀領導的政府以神速的行政效率,在短時間裡整頓了國家秩序,讓我們的經濟發展遙遙領先於同區域各國。

李光耀經常回憶建國初期的艱辛,也不時向人們描述過去的社會動盪。他就像一個經常替子女未來操心不已的老爸一樣,成天擔心我們不懂得珍惜眼前的和平生活,不懂得感恩,永遠只會抱怨,也生怕我們這些不肖子孫很快地蝕了前人所累積的老本。

不過我想,也正因為建國初期多數人「目不識丁」,所以大家都會把希望寄託在一個學識豐富的領導人身上。如果當時人人都是達官顯要、文人學士,各有不同的主見和主張,恐怕那時候的政治鬥爭會更加激烈。

「政府很厲害,凡事交給政府就行了」,這也是在我成長的風平浪靜的歲月裡,自小被灌輸的觀念。

記得我在念小學的時候,在英文教科書裡讀到一篇故事〈Father Knows Best〉(爸爸最清楚)。故事說的是一個小男孩約了其他朋友出海遊玩,卻遭到父親極力阻止。

朋友們出發到海邊那天,小男孩關在房間裡賭氣。媽媽不斷在旁溫柔地勸說:「爸爸最清楚情況,他是為了你好才不讓你出去的。」

後來天氣突然急速轉變,被關在家的小男孩看著窗外風大雨大,開始感到不安。之後,他在電視新聞中得知那幾個朋友在掀起巨浪的海上遭遇不幸。

這時,小男孩才想起媽媽說的「爸爸最清楚情況,他是為了你好……」這句話,才意識到因為爸爸的神通廣大,自己的小命才被保住了,當下對父親多了一分敬意。

這個故事中沒有太多強烈的說教色彩,但篇章裡的人物和價值觀都折射出非常傳統的家長式管理的思想——掌控權力的父親自始至終沒有向小男孩解釋不讓他外出的理由,而賢慧的媽媽也只是不斷地在一旁勸孩子聽爸爸的話。

故事裡的爸爸就像神人似的,最了解外頭的危險情況,而這也成了限制小男孩外出的理由。

我們的領導者李光耀不就像是課文中神人父親的形象嗎?
他非常有威嚴,也最清楚外面世界的情況。對於這種父親形象,大家是又怕又敬。但是眼看大家的日子逐漸好轉,我們知道政府所做的一切,都是為了我們好。

守法比保命還重要,快要死了還怕被罰

(躲在電腦螢幕前的膽小新加坡人,又有多少個願意挺身當砸窗英雄呢?)

我們害怕做錯事,也害怕自己偏離正軌,害怕成為引人關注的英雄,甚至死到臨頭我們害怕的不是自己是上天堂還是下地獄,而是擔心接到執法當局發出的罰款通知。

二○

一一年底 SMRT 地鐵主要的南北線系統在下班繁忙時間發生嚴重故障,中斷了五個小時。這是新加坡有史以來的地鐵大癱瘓事故,造成一些地鐵列車被卡在隧道內動彈不得。由於故障發生時正好是下班尖峰期,因此當時每趟列車都載著滿滿的乘客。(http://forums.vr-zone.com/chit-chatting/1876867-smrt-dont-break-the-windows.html)

故障發生後,數以千計的乘客被困在列車中超過一個小時,電流中斷,車廂內空氣流通非常不暢。不過多數乘客都還相當鎮定地等待列車服務恢復。然而等了許久,仍不見列車行駛,大家依然被卡在令人窒息的車廂裡。

被困在黑暗又悶熱的車廂時間久了,氣氛有些緊張,一些乘客也開始感到身體不適。遇到同樣情形,在其他國家可能已經出現騷動或者有不滿的乘客開始搗毀車廂洩憤,但在這裡,大家卻是乖乖耐心等待。

就在這時,在其中一截車廂中,一名男子發現有人呼吸困難,妻子也感到不適,於是想要打開車門讓車廂通風。後來他在黑暗中摸到了一支滅火器,在沒有人反對的情況下,他用力砸破玻璃窗。霎時,車廂內空氣流通許多。

車廂內的一名乘客用手機拍下了滿地的玻璃碎片,並把照片傳給友人。照片隨即在社交媒體上迅速傳開,大家紛紛對砸窗男子的身分感到好奇,甚至將他視為英雄。

這名年輕的男子或許可以一舉成名,成為新加坡人的名人偶像,然後上電視、拍電影或為產品代言,發一筆橫財。但這位「英雄」卻選擇保持低調,始終不願透露姓名也拒絕公開露面,並不斷強調自己不是要搞破壞,而是為了幫助大家不得已才出此下策。到底他在害怕什麼呢?

一些在同一車廂的乘客在接受媒體採訪的時候都力挺男子,表示他做了正確的事,希望他不

會被懲罰。同樣的,在網路上,線民們都擔心這位英勇的男子會因為破壞車廂而受懲罰,紛紛替他說話。

即便是在事後的記者會上,男子會不會被罰的問題也被提了出來。公司發言人同樣跳脫不開罰款思維,回答:「男子不應該砸窗,而是應該鎮定等待救援,但基於這次情況特殊,公司不會要求賠償。」

在政府過去幾十年的嚴加管制下,新加坡人已經形成了非常典型的思維:死到臨頭了,大家不是挺身共同尋求解決方案,而是擔心這麼做會觸犯條例,可能會被罰款。

也正是因為害怕被罰,大家變得自主性不強,也害怕承擔責任,因為偏離規章做出不一樣的行為是一件冒險的事。

這是在罰款文化下培養出來的國民特性,一般人民因為對法律的恐懼,擔心挑戰制度將使自己失去原本舒適的生活,因此都會遵循一貫的辦事方式,不願意突出自我風格標新立異。然而這種自我束縛的思維並不利於社會創意空間的發展。

難怪線民們都在網上呼籲,我們需要更多砸窗英雄改變社會,在危機時刻挺身而出解救大家脫離困境。但是躲在電腦螢幕前的膽小新加坡人,又有多少個願意挺身當砸窗英雄呢?

source: http://buzzorange.com/2015/03/23/lee-kuan-yew-democracy-disappear/

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

25 Style Charts Every Man Needs To See

The art of dressing like a real gentleman isn’t as hard as you think — and it’s definitely rewarding. Don’t forget to celebrate with a Cuban cigar.

#1. First, know the basic suit styles and fabric patterns.
There are different suits for different folks. A tailor-fit suit makes any man effortlessly stylish.


#2. Know when to literally push the right buttons.
Yes, there is a social protocol for buttoning up your suit.

#3. Know how to mix-and-match shirts and ties.
Slow down, give it a little thought when you match your shirt and tie, and don’t get flagged down by the fashion police.


#4. Learn how to combine tricky patterns together.
A dashing gentleman knows that “finding a good match” is not just applicable to finding a life partner but also in determining the best suit,shirt, and tie pattern combinations.


#5. Get to know the different plaid patterns.
Impress Vogue Magazine’s Anna Wintour by knowing the different plaid patterns.


#6. These suit-fitting tricks should be up your sleeves.
James Bond’s secret to crime fighting is a bespoke suit that lets him move around freely.

#7. Choose the right pair of shoes.
“It is totally impossible to be well-dressed in cheap shoes,” says Hardy Amies, an English men’s fashion designer.


#8. Look dapper, not dope.
A gentleman is kind to society. Dress well and don’t give others a sore sight of your pants-eating bottoms.


#9. Know when it’s a good fit.
Dressing well never goes out of style. Wearing a larger suit makes you look like a hobo. Wearing a smaller size doesn’t help you at all.


10. Put an end to “hanging” pants hems.
Your trousers should have “break” or a slight scrunch at the hem where it touches your shoes. Ideally, it should between a quarter and a half break.


#11. Discover the different types of shirt collars.
A real gentleman should be able to distinguish the different shirt collars. Have at least 2 – 3 collar styles in your closet.


#12. Learn how to wear a tux without looking like a penguin.
A real gentleman can pull off a tuxedo anytime, anywhere.


#13. Create variety in your wardrobe.
Color combinations are there for a reason. Avoid a monochromatic wardrobe. At same time, avoid looking like a walking Christmas tree.


#14. Master the art of rolling up your sleeves.
Messy cuffs look shoddy. Aim to look refined at all times.

#15. Decode the dress codes like a boss.
tip: an event’s dress code is usually written beneath the RSVP.


#16. Throw out apparels from your puberty.
Do a good deed and burn — don’t give away– that Fiery Shirt.


#17. Practice folding a pocket square.
They are made to complement your suit, tie, and cuff links. Avoid blowing your nose with them. Not even in life and death situations.


#18. Make a bowtie without your mom.
And don’t even use those hideous ready-made bows with garters.


#19. Be adept in knotting a necktie.
The first test of a real gentleman is knotting a necktie without breaking a sweat. Never use a clip-on tie.


#20. Solve the baffling mystery of how to wear cuff links.


Don’t hate yourself for not figuring out this easy life skill. You’re not alone.


#21. Wear a scarf like a boss.
It should accentuate your wardrobe. It’s a scarf, not a security blanket.


#22. Enrich your vocabulary with the different shoe styles.
And now you know “oxfords” and “loafers” are not the same.


#23. Choose the right rockstar sunglasses
Accentuate your facial features with the right frame.


#24. Know how to keep your shirts wrinkle-free
Avoid the walk of shame. Don’t look life you’ve stepped out from the dryer.


#25. Treat your wardrobe like a lady.

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

節省US$59.95!專業後製軟件 Perfect Effects 9 限時免費中!FREE

雖然 Adobe 的 Photoshop 已經可以滿足不少人的修圖需求,但在處理特定效果上,市面仍有不少軟件的處理效果比 Photoshop 更好,其中之一便是 Perfect Effects。最近 Perfect Effects 9 便和相片社群網站 500px 合作,免費送出 Perfect Effects 9 軟件,為用家節省 US$59.95 / NT$1881!



Perfect Effect 9 是一套能讓攝影師在照片中任意添加濾鏡特效,用家更可配合 Photoshop 及 Lightroom 使用,提升相片整體的質感與專業度。軟件同時支援 Mac OS X 及 Windows 系統,而這次送出的授權更容許用家同時在 2 部電腦中各安裝一套軟件!用家只需按以下步驟填寫個人資料便可取得這套軟件!

▲ 首先在瀏覽器網址列輸入網址到活動網頁。

▲ 然後到下方輸入電郵地址、姓名及所在地區,再點擊「Get it Now」。

▲ 之後用家便會收到安裝序號(請妥善保存,安裝時會用到),再依電腦作業系統類型來下載安裝檔。一組正版序號可於兩台電腦上使用。

限時免費下載地址:http://www.on1.com/500px/


update FREE version 9.5
http://alvin79.blogspot.my/2015/12/perfect-effects-premium-95.html